Submitted: sprawlamongstthestars
Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from school with detention.
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: Oh my god, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL, HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
